Oh God A New Lesson™ Unisex t-shirt

What if the Big Guy upstairs decided Earth needed a refresher course — and He showed up not with fire and brimstone, but with a wink, a smirk, and a pair of old-school glasses? This tee imagines a divine comeback tour, where wisdom is delivered with a chuckle and eternal truths come wrapped in punchlines. Perfect for anyone who believes enlightenment should be equal parts halo and humor.

Disclaimer - This shirt is a playful commentary on modern life and tech addiction, rather than a critique of religious or spiritual practices.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!