Safety Third! Collection™

This collection is a salute to legendary bad ideas, sketchy shortcuts, and the split-second where fun outruns common sense.  It's a high-voltage mix of psychedelic poster art and reckless misadventure. Think swirling colors, cosmic eruptions, and storm-lit blossoms—every tee looks like a vintage Fillmore print gone haywire at a backyard bonfire.

Some folks say “safety first.” Others compromise with “safety second.” But here in the Funhouse, we live by the only rule that matters: Safety Third™