Safety Third - Desert Burnout™ - Unisex t-shirt
Safety Third - Desert Burnout™ - Unisex t-shirt
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Why roast marshmallows when you can roast common sense? Desert Burnout from the Safety Third Collection™ captures the legendary moment when a shirtless daredevil meets a campfire with a leaf blower—and turns it into a psychedelic inferno.
With bold desert tones, swirling tie-dye flames, and vintage poster grit, this tee celebrates those famous last words: “Hey y’all, watch this!” and the buddy who shouts back “You’re doin’ it!”
Wear it when:
You want your outfit louder than the firepit.
You’re summoning the spirit of reckless invention.
You believe safety belongs third, maybe even fourth.
Proceed with style (and questionable judgment)!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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