Don't Drink Drunk Unisex t-shirt

You know those nights. The fun starts, the shots escalate, and somewhere between karaoke and 2 AM answer-texts you realize… don’t become that person. This shirt is your internal sponsor—your glittering reminder to sip responsibly, dance weirdly, but never drink drunk. Because hangovers are not fashion statements.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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