Lord Of The Fries - Unisex t-shirt

Step aside, survival of the fittest. It’s survival of the crispiest. 🍟
The Lord of the Fries parody tee from Mr. Paul’s Funhouse blends vintage book cover grit with salty snack glory. Inspired by classic literature and reimagined through golden fries and distressed textures, this shirt is a cheeky nod to both foodies and cult classic fans.
Crafted for comfort and laughs, this tee features:
Retro parody artwork styled like a mid-century paperback cover
Golden French fries illustration with bold distressed typography
Soft, breathable cotton (perfect for late-night fry raids or binge-watching marathons)
Why choose between brains and fries when you can have both? Join the fry tribe and wear your snack pride loud. This is more than a shirt—it’s a statement.
Great for:
Lovers of parody & puns
Foodies who dream in crispy golden hues
Fans of cult classics with a salty sense of humor
Anyone craving a vintage vibe with extra ketchup


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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