Thou Shall Not Be A Phoney - A New Lesson™ Unisex t-shirt

If the bible could be written today with our latest technological advancements, this easily be the new commandment.

Picture this: Jesus looking down at a glowing cell phone, not in judgment, but as a gentle reminder. In a world full of likes, swipes, and endless scrolling, the new commandment is clear — keep it real. This shirt blends classic reverence with a wink of modern truth, turning a divine lesson into everyday wisdom. Perfect for anyone tired of phoniness in their feed, ready to spread authenticity with style.

Disclaimer - This shirt is a playful commentary on modern life and tech addiction, rather than a critique of political, religious, or spiritual practices.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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