I Want You- To Not Be A Phoney™- Unisex t-shirt

He’s back, he’s pointing, but this time he’s got a phone in his hand. The classic patriotic poster just got an upgrade for the digital age — and Uncle Sam has a new mission: saving America from phoniness. Whether you’re dodging doomscrolling, calling out fake vibes, or just making a bold statement, this tee is a mash-up of old-school grit and modern-day wisdom. Perfect for rebels, real ones, and anyone who wants to keep it 100.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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